I need to be therapized!

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

ZOMG what is wrong with me? Why do I keep on getting crushes on evil and a little bit gay boys who overuse styling products and like to kick puppies?

Even my roommate kicked me out this weekend so she could get a piece. I had to sleep in Professor Tara's room. I heard she might be a lesbian. Do you think she's make out with me? Would I be a pretty lesbian? Am I femme? Should I listen to the Indigo Girls now? Will Lee still share his toast with me if I am gay? Can I still have dirty thoughts about my Math teacher if he is a boy?

OH WOEZ!

I'm going to go do some squats. I need therapization.

Comments

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Oh, a casu of button over-stimulation. Yeah, I can imagine if you spend all night... studying hard... you could wear out your battery.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Wow. You guys sure must do a lot of accounting.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

I WISH! That's my problem, yo.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

*Pulls out quarterly tax forms*

Well this is your lucky day! Want to help me fill out my income tax forms?

[mycanonhatesme]

I haven't done any accounting in over a year. It's tragic.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

What? Not even your income tax forms?