http://lisacuddy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-10-30 02:15 pm

I need to be therapized!

ZOMG what is wrong with me? Why do I keep on getting crushes on evil and a little bit gay boys who overuse styling products and like to kick puppies?

Even my roommate kicked me out this weekend so she could get a piece. I had to sleep in Professor Tara's room. I heard she might be a lesbian. Do you think she's make out with me? Would I be a pretty lesbian? Am I femme? Should I listen to the Indigo Girls now? Will Lee still share his toast with me if I am gay? Can I still have dirty thoughts about my Math teacher if he is a boy?

OH WOEZ!

I'm going to go do some squats. I need therapization.
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[personal profile] mycanonhatesme 2005-10-30 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
We're. Talking. About. Sex. With the really adorable math teacher, and his fine slide rule.

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
*Blinks again*

What does that have to do with borrowing my neighbor's hedge clippers?