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Hello, I'm Lee Adama, and this is

fandomtherapy. Tell me your troubles, emo, ~~and fear of the new students!~~

^_^

My career is a joke around here! What kind of crazy place is this, with its magic and crap like that? How is an illusionist supposed to make a living?

*taunts you with real magic, omg!*

*hates, omg!*

It's that blond witch, Tino, then you. *buys tasty pastries for Miho in hopes of obtaining her help*

*hexes you*

*doubletakes* Do I know you? You look like... but you're older now... Hmm.

*is, omg, hexed*

Dammit! *plots liek whoa* *after getting really drunk tonight*

I should meet you. *puts this in notebook*

Friday nights at Caritas, buddy. COME SEE MY CAREER DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH!

*does not consider showing up to slip some real magic in as an ego-boost*

*ponders whether that would be ego-boosting or soul-crushing*

*probably wouldn't notice I wasn't doing the magic, so ego-boosting!*

*tentatively takes Lily off the list*

Hey! You're the guy who threw champange at me during new years!

You started it!

I did not!

Yes, you did! You dumped your drink on me first!

After you insulted me!

After you insulted me!

After you gave me a cheesy come-on!

Is it my fault that you look like the kind of girl who that would work on?

*burninates omg!*

*accidentally logs in as the wrong character*

*is nigh-invulnerable to burnination*

Egads!

Cheat.

It wasn't a cheat. It was an illusion!

*glares*

*smirks*

*walks away quickly*

*throws chakram at you*

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