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[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Hello, I'm Lee Adama, and this is fandomtherapy. Tell me your troubles, emo, and fear of the new students!

^_^

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I am woeful because SOMEONE is SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT ME AND MY GOOD FRIEND.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Why would I tell you my troubles, when I can flash you?

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*covers eyes*

*hopeful* Are you flashing me now?

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I WILL FIND THAT PERSON AND BITCHSMACK HIM FOR YOU, SWEET RORY.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"No."



"Yes."

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Both of my roommates left for break and never came back! Nobody likes me! Waaaaaaah!

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

And my boyfriend gave me this (http://www.jewelswarehouse.com/Catalogue/Jewelry/MEDIUM/Jewelry4/S1171.jpg) for Christmas after less than three months of dating, and I am internally freaking out.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*peers when she says 'yes'*

TEASE! YOU ARE NOT FLASHING ME.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

YOU DONT LIKE ME ANYMORE!

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

I KNOW.

*then lifts up skirt to expose frightening, Bridget Jones-ian undies*

HA HA!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee is still mesmerzied because this is LISA CUDDY OKAY?!

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

I'm new! The only people I know here are my ex-boss (but from another time, so he doesn't know that bit), and my ex-boyfriend, who I thankfully haven't run into yet.

I've met a few people, and they seem nice, but still! I'm new! I need friends! I'm used to being popular!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

WTF?! YOU DONT LIKE ME ANYMORE!!!

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

I have no troubles, emo or fear. I'm cheerful! ...Which is making me a little paranoid, actually.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I fear that you won't like me because I'm nerdy. *does acts of impetuous heroism and flexes arms*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

What drugs have you been taking? And share, damnit.

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

My career is a joke around here! What kind of crazy place is this, with its magic and crap like that? How is an illusionist supposed to make a living?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I DO TOO.

MY DIARY IS FULL OF LOVE FOR YOU.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

*eyes suspiciously*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I think you're cool! And I think your boyfriend is AWESOME so you must be awesome too by association!

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

*taunts you with real magic, omg!*

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa is frozen in the all-encompassing splendor of Lee's arms, and can not think enough to actually put down her skirt, instead standing in the therapy room of doom half-nekkid. Man, is she going to get a Pilot!Beatdown.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

EVERY FACET OF YOU ABUSES ME EXCEPT FOR JOHN. SO I AM NOT GOING TO TRUST JOHN ANYMORE WITH MY HEART, MY SOUL, MY DEAREST DEEPEST LOVE.

[upforachase.livejournal.com]

Have you MET my ex? That would be Xander Harris....

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

My conversation's with my kinda-sorta-boyfriend keep devolving into awkward double entendres and I'm beginning to doubt I'm going to ever get laid again.