I HAVE WOE FOR I WISH TO SEX UP SAM. AND WHAT'S EVEN MORE IRONIC IS THAT SHE IS AN OLDER WOMAN AND LEE LIKES OLDER WOMEN. WTF. *clings to you and hates on Jack*
And nuts. My last blackmailee is trying to wriggle out of it. I'm beginning to doubt its effectiveness. Still, I do have stuff on her. Maybe it'll work.
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*woe*
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*gives you alcohol*
Rory thinks I have a thing for Jarod. Smother her for me, and I'll track down Jack and assassinate him. Works?
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She does? Why would she think that? Did you do something that would lead her to that conclusion?
I can't smother Rory, for she is wee and drew me a picture. Have you considered blackmail?
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And nuts. My last blackmailee is trying to wriggle out of it. I'm beginning to doubt its effectiveness. Still, I do have stuff on her. Maybe it'll work.
She drew you a picture?