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Hello, I'm Lee Adama, and this is

fandomtherapy. Tell me your troubles, emo, ~~and fear of the new students!~~

^_^

RORY GILMORE LOVES ANAKIN SKYWALKER!

I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! AHAHAHAH!!! *dances in a circle of triumph*

AS A FRIEND. I LOVE HIM DEARLY AS A FRIEND. FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND!!!!!!

RIGHT.

YES.

A KISSING FRIEND! AND A SEXING FRIEND!

THERE IS NO SEXING. NONE.

SCRAPBOOKING THEN?

THERE SERIOUSLY IS NO SEXING SCRAPBOOKING OR KNITTING OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

YES THERE IS!

NO THERE ISN'T! NO SCRAPBOOKING.

TRUST ME. I WOULD KNOW. WE ARE HAVING NO MORE CLOTHES-FOR-THE-HOMELESS-MAKING THAN YOU AND ANGEL ARE OMG.

THAT'S BECAUSE HE ONLY GOT BACK TODAY! MARK MY WORDS, THERE WILL BE SCRAPBOOKING BY THE TIME CLASSES START!

THERE WILL NOT! I HAVE RESTRAINT! I WANT TO WAIT BECAUSE IT SHOULD BE *SPECIAL.*

WELL SCRAPBOOKING WITH RESTRAINTS IS PRETTY *SPECIAL*!

Huh. I hope this doesn't affect her grading skillz. They should remain angry and not become loving.

THEY ARE ANGRY AT EVERYTHING.

Oh, okay. As long as your apparent love for Anakin doesn't affect the anger.

ZOMG CALLISTO IS LYING.

I can grade objectively.

She is? Tsk. And here I thought she had left her life as a sociopath behind. Oh well.

Carry on, then, Rory!

NO I'M NOT! RORY AND ANAKIN ARE SEKRIT LOVERS!

I'm sure they are, Callisto. Really. I'm not just trying to be nice to the lying sociopath, really.

THEY ARE! THERE WAS KISSING! AND SCRAPBOOKING!

NO SCRAPBOOKING!! SERIOUSLY. I'M KIND OF FRUSTRATED ABOUT IT!

TELL ME ABOUT IT! IF CERTAIN VAMPIRES COULD GET OVER THEIR HANGUPS THE WORLD WOULD BE A ~~MORE SEX FILLED~~ BETTER PLACE

Why would anyone kiss scrapbooks? Egads, you're not making any sense here!