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Hello, I'm Lee Adama, and this is

fandomtherapy. Tell me your troubles, emo, ~~and fear of the new students!~~

^_^

A bunch of new students show up and the first thing people do is badmouth me. *clings to squeaky toy*

Well, I remain very disturbed with my introduction to the gremlins of Fandom. So... yes.

Woe! So unloved!

I'd love you but I'd like to remain human and sane, thx.

Umm, I can try to control the urge to bite. *looks hopeful* Really I can.

*eyes suspiciously*

*endeavors to look innocent*

*is tempted omg*

*grins really big*

*teeth glint*

*realizes this might not be the best thing*

*goes back to trying to look innocent*

*bites lip, so very nervous omg! but so full of love to give!*

*does best imitation of puppy dog eyes*

Ah frak. *cuddles gremlin*

Yay! *gremlin hugs its squeaky toy tightly as it is cuddled*

*feels loved*

*does not even think of biting... much*

You are very cuddly, Gremlin!

It is an untapped skill I've been cultivating. *sighs happily*

*thinks even less about biting*

*pets with care*

*eyes suspiciously*

*is, omg, so innocent looking... for a gremlin*

*glares zomg!*

*wibbles*

*feels vindicated*

*buries face in squeaky toy and cries*

*pats*

*from safe distance*