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Hello, I'm Lee Adama, and this is

fandomtherapy. Tell me your troubles, emo, ~~and fear of the new students!~~

^_^

JUST WAIT TILL YOU SEE NEW PIP CANON AND GO "I WOULDN'T DO THAT!!" and then you're really having trouble separating reality from fantasy.

*fears Friday*

Eeeek!!!

*has no idea what you're talking about*

*certainly didn't spend a good portion of Friday night yelling at Anakin in Episode III like he could hear me*

I have this theory that if episode II Anakin was actually sent to Fandom High, the events of ep III would NEVER have taken place as the boy just needed his edges smoothed by being around more normal quirky people. *nods*

And I'm working on the theory that only with the amount of trauma suffered at FH could he possibly turn to the Dark Side.

I'm torturing him into becoming Episode III Anakin.

I feel bad.

I can't imagine ~~who~~ what at Fandom High would push him towards the dark side.

No ideas at all.

*whistles*

HAHAHAH! *continues to spin tales and rumors about Anakin's sex life*

*does not use FH experiences to explain canon behavior*

*thinks about this*

Hrm.

What about the femmepreg?

Gremlin bite.

Holy frak, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

Callisto was totally bitten right after the whole "transfer of redemption points" dealy, and then the angels kept her pumped full of gremlin spit for their nefarious purposes.

It's the only rational explanation.

Can we explain away "Lifeblood" by saying the writers got gremlin-bitten, then?

Yeah, that'd probably be the best explanation.

OMG I do that all the time!!!

Mostly in regards to.... *shudder*... Duncan

HEE!

I MET MAC TODAY! AND BLUSHED BECAUSE SHE KNOWS YOU, VERONICA! And if you want Logan, better watch out for that Cordelia person!!!

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