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My conversation's with my kinda-sorta-boyfriend keep devolving into awkward double entendres ~~and I'm beginning to doubt I'm going to ever get laid again.~~

We should start a GET CALLISTO LAID program. Or at least help by betting on when teh sexxage will occur.

But you're adooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorable.

RORY GILMORE LOVES ANAKIN SKYWALKER!

I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! AHAHAHAH!!! *dances in a circle of triumph*

AS A FRIEND. I LOVE HIM DEARLY AS A FRIEND. FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND!!!!!!

RIGHT.

YES.

A KISSING FRIEND! AND A SEXING FRIEND!

THERE IS NO SEXING. NONE.

SCRAPBOOKING THEN?

THERE SERIOUSLY IS NO SEXING SCRAPBOOKING OR KNITTING OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

YES THERE IS!

Huh. I hope this doesn't affect her grading skillz. They should remain angry and not become loving.

THEY ARE ANGRY AT EVERYTHING.

Oh, okay. As long as your apparent love for Anakin doesn't affect the anger.

ZOMG CALLISTO IS LYING.

I can grade objectively.

She is? Tsk. And here I thought she had left her life as a sociopath behind. Oh well.

Carry on, then, Rory!

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RED. Dress.

I'm just sayin'.

You really think that'll help?

Yup. Guy sees red, guy thinks sex, guy wants sex, guy asks for sex.

Plus, I picked it out. You're golden.

*takes notes*

Hang on, the amount of blushing I've been doing lately, how come he hasn't jumped me already?

Trauma outweighs blushing. But hey, you've been making progress, right? You have a date lined up *without* the dress.

Plus, keep doing the hair thing. He gets all flustered when you do that.

Right, red equals sex, but trauma outweighs blushing.

Yeah, he's kinda cute when he's all flaily, isn't he?

He's entertaining as hell when he's flailing! This is why I want you two to keep dating forever and ever, so I can watch him suffer. Until all the prophecies come true.

But if you think he's cute, hey, go for it!