http://just-add-starch.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] just-add-starch.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2006-01-24 07:10 am

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Perhap you might be of assistance...

Why are girls batting their eyelashes, giggling, blushing and, in two separate instances, asking me out for some kind of date?

Is this an initiation ritual of some sort? Is this normal behavior for the females of Fandom High?

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
No, you're like an annoying little brother or something.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
THe annoying little brother...who hasn't been burninated! Oh, Callistie, you do make me laugh.

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I can always change that.

Now just stand still while I get my flamethrower out.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Just remember...I've seen you naked and Aeryn loves me and will avenge me!

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not making me any less likely to burninate you!

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
How can you possibly marry Angel when they put you in jail for my murder?

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Where have you got this insane idea that I want to marry Angel?

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
The ring I saw you out shopping for, the fact that you just recently registed at Things You Can Burn 'R Us and that I saw you scrawling Callisto Angel on your notebook.

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Liar!

Everyone, John Sun is a big fat liar!

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Callisto Angel has thunder thighs!

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Do too omg! Thunder thighs and webbed feet!

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Nuh-uh!

*kicks you with non-webbed feet*

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Thunder thighs, webbed feet and straw for hair!

Yes yes yes yes yes.

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, uh, you can't do floral hex!

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You eat dirt for breakfast!

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
So do too.

You eat rocks and have a hairy chest! I know! I've seen it!

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
No that's your refelction.

*undoes top because is mad and stupid and trying to prove a point*

See? No hair.
can_be_more: (eyeroll!aeryn)

[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-01-24 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
*sigh*

No burnination, please? John, don't encourage her.

And I've seen her naked, too.

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
*points at Crichton*

He started it!

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
DID NOT.

Callistie has six toes!
can_be_more: (fell off a mountain!aeryn)

[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-01-24 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't make me separate you two.

Didn't I already say that this weekend?

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-01-24 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
DID TOO!

Johnina likes to wear women's underwear!
can_be_more: (chick with gun)

[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-01-24 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
*sighs*

*puts Callisto in one corner and John in another*