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[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Perhap you might be of assistance...

Why are girls batting their eyelashes, giggling, blushing and, in two separate instances, asking me out for some kind of date?

Is this an initiation ritual of some sort? Is this normal behavior for the females of Fandom High?

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[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

It's the hat. Totally the hat.

*bats eyelashes*

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Aren't you taken, ma'am?

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe smiles and tilts her head.

"Callisto is right. It's the hat."

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Taken is such a strong word, don't you think?

[notavegetarian.livejournal.com]

*eyes him up and down, slowly, then smiles* You are considerably attractive. I believe it is merely the female of the species being reminded that at a biological level one is to procreate to perfect the species.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

So, when women look at me, that means they'd like to procreate with me? Interesting.

[bigdamnprincipal]

You haven't met many of the other men around here, have you? The ratio of human men with no glaring personality defects to women is dangerously low.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

So far, I've met Vice Principal Pierce who seemed nice enough, Principal Smith who...wore sunglasses indoors and Dean Zordon who lives in a rather large cylinder.

Isn't the old adage, you can't judge a book by it's cover though? What if I turned out to have a rather addictive personality?

[bigdamnprincipal]

You're right about Vice Principal Pierce - he's very nice and funny to boot. Dean Zordon is also quite friendly, but the tube is...problematic.

And I suppose you could have a poor personality, but I didn't sense one when we spoke.

[replicarter.livejournal.com]

Is this not normal in Canada?

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Um...they are moose in Canada. No, I realize that has nothing to do with the topic at hand but they're are moose in Canada.

[sooo_cute]

*starts countdown to legality!!*

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

*moves to Siberia*

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

I can not help you sir... Perhaps there's something about you that inspires a blinking response.

Or maybe they all need to get their eyes checked.

Because why anybody would want to close their eyes around you is beyond me.

... Or maybe it's the hat.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Perhaps the hat is off putting. Maybe I shouldn't wear it any longer?

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

I think it's just pity regarding your recent election.

And you're dreamy

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Thank you, my hat in arms comrade!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

It's the Eye Candy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_candy) factor. We have an appreciation of the pretty.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Eye...candy. I don't believe I've heard the term eye candy before. Does it mean what it sounds like?

[soldtoarmenians]

Is this an initiation ritual of some sort? Is this normal behavior for the females of Fandom High?

...there's normal behavior among the females at Fandom High?

*stares at your...hat*

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Hey! Your roommate is normal. Mostly!

You just love the *cough*hat*cough*!

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Perhaps there's not? I'm relatively new here, young man.

*tips hat*

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

Wait... it's only the girls??

Considering the boys here are gayer than Nathan Lane... I'm surprised.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

It's 'cause you're cute.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I helped you get a library card!