fandomtherapy | Because we might as well

Come on, people. Get it out of your systems. Fight with yourself.

And you, sir, now have a permanent monkey moniker attached to your name.

I have sex and you only wear that stupid uniform.

True but I also have many a woman smiling at me due to this uniform and this hat. Homosexual or not, they still want me.

Are things really bigger in Canada?

Perhaps if you bothered to ask nicely, I'd show you.

See, dude, totally gay! I don't want to see your "big Canada."

At least I wasn't small, furry and didn't have cleavage for my dinner.

You wear a stupid hat to compensate for the fact that you're gay!

I think you're hiding a jealousy of my hat.

I think you need to go back to Canada and play hockey.

Very mature. Have fun becoming John Crichton Who Used to be a Monkey around school.