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[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

I think my player hates me.
My reasoning:

1. She breaks my wrist. Hey, I was using that you know!
2. Meds+Gift=woozy Alanna walking around like a nut. She knows how much I love being not in control of myself.
3. She's walking around, cackling every time I ask what she's planning for me. At one point she started humming some love song.
4. She laughs when I ended up in situations that make me uncomftorable. LAUGHS!
5. She makes sure I wound up in situations that I'm uncomftorable with.
6. She sicks my own cat on me!
7. She threatans to have Duke Gareth visit to check up on me! I know she'll never do it, but still! Nerves!

Why doesn't she go bother Broots or something? Oh. Wait. Never mind.

Are all players like this or is mine just extra evil?

Comments

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Mine has made me vampire bait THREE TIMES.

THREE. THREE TIMES.

Pretty sure she hates me or something. And she's totally not that mean to the stupid gray hooker or the blonde journalist.

Grr.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

OMG Don't remind me of the vampires. I have another ten years before I start meeting mythological creatures in canon you know!!!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I HAVE NO MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURES IN MY CANON!!

*flail*

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

You're complainging?! I'll send you the "birds with wings of steel who pray on dead bodies and stink like all hell but yet are protective of children" once we get them.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

At least you have canon. All of my canon comes from after my world blew up, so my player's totally making, like, everything up.

So my bit of revenge is making sure I get into situations where questions with no canon answers get asked.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

My first bit of canon was written in 1984. The latest bit of canon was written in 2005. The author has started taking the goods drugs since then. The geography of my world keeps changing. The title of the King keeps changing. Mine/my daughters/my husbands/everyone in the kingdom's powers keep changing. Randomly. I'm just happy I didn't suddenly grow a foot and turn blonde. Not that I'm angry at my writer or anything for completely botching up my characterization in the latest book.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

. . . okay, you win.

You know, I'm gonna go curl back up in the corner over there with my lack of canon now.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Wha'd I win? Aside from the trip to a psychologist.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

You win -- um, a bottle of ambrosia! You'll need it after the trip to the psychologist.

[demonbelthazor]

Oh, do *not* talk to me about canon.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Yeah, fine, Charmed always wins at crazy canon. But trust me, I'm a close second.

[demonbelthazor]

We should compare psychological scars some day.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Did your daughter run away from home and stage a revolution in a nearby country? Oh, and get married to a crow? And is currently pregnant with his kid? Yes, he's human. But he was a crow!!!