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[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

I think my player hates me.
My reasoning:

1. She breaks my wrist. Hey, I was using that you know!
2. Meds+Gift=woozy Alanna walking around like a nut. She knows how much I love being not in control of myself.
3. She's walking around, cackling every time I ask what she's planning for me. At one point she started humming some love song.
4. She laughs when I ended up in situations that make me uncomftorable. LAUGHS!
5. She makes sure I wound up in situations that I'm uncomftorable with.
6. She sicks my own cat on me!
7. She threatans to have Duke Gareth visit to check up on me! I know she'll never do it, but still! Nerves!

Why doesn't she go bother Broots or something? Oh. Wait. Never mind.

Are all players like this or is mine just extra evil?

Comments

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Mine has made me vampire bait THREE TIMES.

THREE. THREE TIMES.

Pretty sure she hates me or something. And she's totally not that mean to the stupid gray hooker or the blonde journalist.

Grr.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

OMG Don't remind me of the vampires. I have another ten years before I start meeting mythological creatures in canon you know!!!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I HAVE NO MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURES IN MY CANON!!

*flail*

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure they're all evil.

Mine let a fireball throwing demon attack me twice. And the second time, she made it my fault!

And I'm pretty sure she's got some things planned that are going to make me miserable.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

They're all planning something. They chuckle and then they mutter to themselves.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

*nods enthusiastically*

OMG, yes!

And I know she's totally taunting me with this whole being happy with Logan thing.

Of course, she's got something even more evil planned for Allie. And she took away Lorelai's coffee, so I'm trying not to complain too much.

[demonbelthazor]

Oh, you loved it.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

Hmm... not so much.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Mine likes to get me in trouble with myself for fighting with myself.

And also apparently loves embarrassing me as much as possible, and emphasizing the fact that I'm a huge dork. You don't even want to see the actual handwritten checklist of possible ways to embarrass me.

The stupid sailor boy doesn't get as much abuse as I do, and the head in the tube just gets to play video games all the frakking time.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

But we heart you anyway!

While we laugh at you.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

What she said :)

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Dude, she spent her entire English class writing up a list of things that should happen to me, and she didn't get caught! If that was me, she would have made sure that I got caught!

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

...mine keeps looking at me and grinning.

She is making me nervous. Very, very nervous.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

And mine ogles me. A lot.

It makes me feel kind of harassed. Or objectified. Or something.

[chasingangela]

Mine wrecked my love life. For fun.

We aren't speaking.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Also, she wants to put you in detention so you can insult yourself. What's up with that?

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Mine hates my love life, so she ignores it. What's wrong with Jon? He's handsome, he's charming, he's strong, he's the bloody crown-prince. And yet, she hates him and wants me to hook up with George.

I wish mine would stop speaking to me. Or, more accurately, cackling at me.

Broots sends his love. He's rocking back and forth in a corner over here.

[sensethevisions]

Mine has made me demon bait, and loves the fact that evil likes me.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Three words: Ruler of Doom

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

I'll see your three and raise you two: Doofy Grin

[badassbutler.livejournal.com]

*brandishes ruler*

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

She thinks it's more fun to torture other people's characters, so I do that instead :)

[can_be_more]

No, I think they're all like that.

*hates*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Yours is heinous. I've heard hints of what yo're in for soon, Sun.

Of course, mine gave me my ulcer twenty years early, made me quit smoking, and keeps going, "No, really, I don't know anything about your mother. Really."

Bitch.

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

They're all like that. The only thing worse is when they ignore you.

Mine's broken my body, my heart and made me go all emo and depressed. I never even heard the word "emo" before I came here.

Then she keeps making me get into trouble. She was hoping for a fight with Sawyer in Sex Cultures yesterday, until I reminded her I have a weekend pass and DO NOT want detention.