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[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

I think my player hates me.
My reasoning:

1. She breaks my wrist. Hey, I was using that you know!
2. Meds+Gift=woozy Alanna walking around like a nut. She knows how much I love being not in control of myself.
3. She's walking around, cackling every time I ask what she's planning for me. At one point she started humming some love song.
4. She laughs when I ended up in situations that make me uncomftorable. LAUGHS!
5. She makes sure I wound up in situations that I'm uncomftorable with.
6. She sicks my own cat on me!
7. She threatans to have Duke Gareth visit to check up on me! I know she'll never do it, but still! Nerves!

Why doesn't she go bother Broots or something? Oh. Wait. Never mind.

Are all players like this or is mine just extra evil?

Comments

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Mine likes to get me in trouble with myself for fighting with myself.

And also apparently loves embarrassing me as much as possible, and emphasizing the fact that I'm a huge dork. You don't even want to see the actual handwritten checklist of possible ways to embarrass me.

The stupid sailor boy doesn't get as much abuse as I do, and the head in the tube just gets to play video games all the frakking time.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

But we heart you anyway!

While we laugh at you.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

What she said :)

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

So you say, but really I think you just enjoy the laughing. ;)

Actually, so does my player. Who sort of got talked into a pact not to make me have to play with the other two more than absolutely necessary for at least a month.

Of course, this was, you know, AFTER tube-dude made me and Kennedy have to serve on the Beautification Committee together.

Stupid player.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Dude, she spent her entire English class writing up a list of things that should happen to me, and she didn't get caught! If that was me, she would have made sure that I got caught!