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[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

I think my player hates me.
My reasoning:

1. She breaks my wrist. Hey, I was using that you know!
2. Meds+Gift=woozy Alanna walking around like a nut. She knows how much I love being not in control of myself.
3. She's walking around, cackling every time I ask what she's planning for me. At one point she started humming some love song.
4. She laughs when I ended up in situations that make me uncomftorable. LAUGHS!
5. She makes sure I wound up in situations that I'm uncomftorable with.
6. She sicks my own cat on me!
7. She threatans to have Duke Gareth visit to check up on me! I know she'll never do it, but still! Nerves!

Why doesn't she go bother Broots or something? Oh. Wait. Never mind.

Are all players like this or is mine just extra evil?

Comments

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

And already she has me doing things like climbing up flights of stairs and marathon scrapbooking sessions. I'm not immortal yet.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

My pleasure.

Mine just made me eat a bunch of pot brownies and show up late and stoned to one of my lessons with Alfred.

Oh yes, and shared my middle name with anyone.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Sympathies on that middle name thing, dude. Serious.

My player deliberately gave me a horrible middle name since, you know, no canon.