http://bugofjustice.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-10-30 03:22 pm
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I'M A MONSTER! A MONSTER!

I... I keep killing people. I don't mean to! Earlier I fought evil ducks! People died. I wore a Michael Jackson costume. People died. I teach! People died. I sneak into people's rooms when they're doing Things and other people in the room died, and nobody stopped doing Things!

I'M A MONSTER! WHY CAN'T I STOP KILLING? Killing people ISN'T KEEN! *weep* *probably murders 10 with a stray tear*
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[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
*COMFORTS OMG*

It'll be okay. It'll be okay.

There, there.

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
STAY AWAY OR I'LL KILL YOU WITH LAUGHTER, TOO!

*sob sob weep*

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU CANNOT KILL ME FOR I AM BUCK ROGERS!

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Buck Rogers? BUCK ROGERS IS TOO MANY TO BE KILLED BY TEARS! HOORAY!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/ 2005-10-30 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
*doesn't see, because of being dead* :)

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
That would make it hard to see, I admit.

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
*chortles and chokes and falls over ded*

Damnit. That's the fifth time you've done this.

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you seen my Halloween icon yet. Because it's killed a Jedi and a witch, so it might get Parker, too.

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
No. * resigned look* Might as well get it... ohmigod.

*dies giggling again as she realizes who Tick is!!*

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Tick Nazareth. Glad to meet you!
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[personal profile] mycanonhatesme 2005-10-30 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, I just got that. *dies so very much*

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it's somewhat subtle until you notice the glasses.

Err, I mean, I'M A MONSTER! ANOTHER YOUNG GIRL DEAD FROM GUFFAWS INSPIRED BY ME *WOE*
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[personal profile] can_be_more 2005-10-31 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I already died over this, but as I am Scifi, that can happen.

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-31 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I'VE KILLED ONE OF MY BETTER STUDENTS! I'M A MONSTER! I AM NOT KEEN! *boo hoo*
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-10-31 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You haven't killed me before!

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-31 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I was referring to the general mass death that I'm causing right now. "Again" referred to the act, not the victim.

*lets out a sigh of relief that Jaye is alive enough to check his syntax*
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-10-31 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm getting better!

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-31 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Hooray! My syntaxtual issues heal where my unintended humor murders!
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-10-31 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
*reads second sentence*

*brain breaks*

*smoke pours out ears*

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-31 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not dead, though, are you?
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-10-31 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Only brain dead. Semantics this time.

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-31 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I'M A SEMANTICAL MONSTER! A MONSTER!
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-10-31 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
*smacks your semantical claw away*
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-10-31 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
And motor functions work!

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-31 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Hooray, you're a car!

Wait? When did I turn into little Ralph Wiggum?
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-10-31 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Next year's Halloween costume.

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-31 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It'll just be a picture of Ralph, too. No explanation of scale of the costume or how Tick fit in it.

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-31 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

< /vader >
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-10-31 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Anakin (or Lucas) should totally copyright that.

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-31 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I don't want to get sued.

Anakin has totally looked into it already. He threatened me after I used it during the Test Grading Saga.
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-10-31 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Heeeeeeeee.
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