http://bugofjustice.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-10-30 03:22 pm
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I'M A MONSTER! A MONSTER!

I... I keep killing people. I don't mean to! Earlier I fought evil ducks! People died. I wore a Michael Jackson costume. People died. I teach! People died. I sneak into people's rooms when they're doing Things and other people in the room died, and nobody stopped doing Things!

I'M A MONSTER! WHY CAN'T I STOP KILLING? Killing people ISN'T KEEN! *weep* *probably murders 10 with a stray tear*
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-10-31 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
*reads second sentence*

*brain breaks*

*smoke pours out ears*

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-31 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not dead, though, are you?
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-10-31 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Only brain dead. Semantics this time.

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-31 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I'M A SEMANTICAL MONSTER! A MONSTER!
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-10-31 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
*smacks your semantical claw away*
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-10-31 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
And motor functions work!

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-31 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Hooray, you're a car!

Wait? When did I turn into little Ralph Wiggum?
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-10-31 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Next year's Halloween costume.

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-31 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It'll just be a picture of Ralph, too. No explanation of scale of the costume or how Tick fit in it.

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-31 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

< /vader >
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-10-31 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Anakin (or Lucas) should totally copyright that.

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-31 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I don't want to get sued.

Anakin has totally looked into it already. He threatened me after I used it during the Test Grading Saga.
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-10-31 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Heeeeeeeee.
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