ext_251133 ([identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2006-02-28 09:32 pm
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Save Me From My Scary Player, Part 5,947,354

Dudes, you gotta help me. My player is seriously starting to frakkin' scare me here, for reasons that are SPOILERY OMG.

So, like, I'm actually supposed to get to Galactica next week, right? Like, she's been squeeing all over the place about seeing pictures of me on the Galactica. You have no idea how many times she watched the trailer for next week in frakking frame-by-frame slow-motion to make sure.

Except the thing is, now she's having a frakking shipper war with herself, dudes. It's all like, "Woo! Kara and Anders get back together!" And then she turns around and goes, "Cally and Anders are gonna be on the same ship!"

Then it turns into "But but but . . . my canon 'ship of awesomeness!" versus "But my crack 'ship!"

Which was all very well and good when there wasn't a whole issue of me and the two of them all being in basically the same place at the same time. But she's realized that they will be. And now she's, like, rocking in the corner having a crisis over it.

She's scaring me, guys. Help.
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[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
*wibble*

Player: *wibble*

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
*wibbles too*

YOUR ICON IS NOT HELPING.

*curls up inna ball and cries*

*player does too*

[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
It's okay, I'LL PROBABLY BE TOO BUSY BEING UNCONSCIOUS OR PREGNANT TO NOTICE YOU.

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and I'll probably be too busy frakking Kara in a storage room or a tent to notice you.

And I was going to say more but MY PLAYER'S BRAIN JUST BROKE AGAIN WAUGH.

[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
YES. YES INDEED. YOU MANWHORE.

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
YEAH, WELL, LOOK WHO'S TALKING. THAT KID AIN'T MINE.

. . . as far as we know.

Wow, check it out. Player brain-dust.

[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
MY BABY WILL BE ABLE TO FIX THINGS WITH ITS BRAIN, IT HAS MECHANICKY GENES OF POWER.

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
YEAH, WELL -- dammit. Me getting Kara pregnant is like never gonna happen, is it? But if I did? That kid would be the most muscle-toned and physically fit baby in existence. Like, permanently.

[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
And THEY could have kids and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Dude. That would be cool.

But that'd mean I'd be related to you. And no offense, but I kinda don't want to be related to you. :( 'cause like, yeah.

[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
You hear that?

That was the sound of my player's brain BREAKING.

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Good.

'cause then MY POOR BRAIN-BROKEN PLAYER WILL HAVE THE BESTEST COMPANY EVER.

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Player: *CLINGS TO YOUR PLAYER ZOMG*

[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Player: *snuggles your player, zomg*

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Player: *clings and wibbles*

[identity profile] sharon-valerii.livejournal.com 2006-03-04 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
And play trains with my kids? *cute*

[identity profile] pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Keep your impregnating man-sperm away from me!

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
That is so not what you said back on Caprica, baby.

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well. Maybe you'll get your canon chance someday.

Just don't expect me to, like, hold my breath or something.

[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
I think I have a jealous husband.

I hope I have a jealous husband. I'd hate to only have a jealous father-of-my-baby.

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
*cries*

[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
AND APPARENTLY THERE IS NOTHING BUT UGLY DRESSES FOR PREGNANT PEOPLE MY SIZE, WTF?

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and I've got some itchy looking shirt on that looks like it was made out of used welcome mats, so join the nasty-clothes club.

[identity profile] pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
You're never getting any of this ever again.

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
*sets timer on watch* Let's see how long you hold out.

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Just be brave Anders, brave like a soldier.





*flees*

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
*holds you like a someone broken*

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU WANT ME TO BE.

(BEES?)

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
*draws you up from the weeds*

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
FALLING DOWN UNDER THE PALE MOONLIGHT!

[identity profile] pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
FOREVER WITH YOU, FOREVER IN ME!

(dirty!)

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
NOW WE'RE COLD AND WE'RE SCARED!

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-03-01 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
I can help you with tentaclly trash monsters.

I can totally help you with those.

Other then that?

You're on your own dude.
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