Save Me From My Scary Player, Part 5,947,354

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Dudes, you gotta help me. My player is seriously starting to frakkin' scare me here, for reasons that are SPOILERY OMG.

So, like, I'm actually supposed to get to Galactica next week, right? Like, she's been squeeing all over the place about seeing pictures of me on the Galactica. You have no idea how many times she watched the trailer for next week in frakking frame-by-frame slow-motion to make sure.

Except the thing is, now she's having a frakking shipper war with herself, dudes. It's all like, "Woo! Kara and Anders get back together!" And then she turns around and goes, "Cally and Anders are gonna be on the same ship!"

Then it turns into "But but but . . . my canon 'ship of awesomeness!" versus "But my crack 'ship!"

Which was all very well and good when there wasn't a whole issue of me and the two of them all being in basically the same place at the same time. But she's realized that they will be. And now she's, like, rocking in the corner having a crisis over it.

She's scaring me, guys. Help.

Comments

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and I'll probably be too busy frakking Kara in a storage room or a tent to notice you.

And I was going to say more but MY PLAYER'S BRAIN JUST BROKE AGAIN WAUGH.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

YES. YES INDEED. YOU MANWHORE.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

YEAH, WELL, LOOK WHO'S TALKING. THAT KID AIN'T MINE.

. . . as far as we know.

Wow, check it out. Player brain-dust.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

MY BABY WILL BE ABLE TO FIX THINGS WITH ITS BRAIN, IT HAS MECHANICKY GENES OF POWER.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

YEAH, WELL -- dammit. Me getting Kara pregnant is like never gonna happen, is it? But if I did? That kid would be the most muscle-toned and physically fit baby in existence. Like, permanently.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

And THEY could have kids and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Dude. That would be cool.

But that'd mean I'd be related to you. And no offense, but I kinda don't want to be related to you. :( 'cause like, yeah.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

You hear that?

That was the sound of my player's brain BREAKING.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Good.

'cause then MY POOR BRAIN-BROKEN PLAYER WILL HAVE THE BESTEST COMPANY EVER.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

YAY!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Player: *CLINGS TO YOUR PLAYER ZOMG*

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Player: *snuggles your player, zomg*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Player: *clings and wibbles*

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

And play trains with my kids? *cute*

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

Keep your impregnating man-sperm away from me!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

That is so not what you said back on Caprica, baby.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*jealouses, zomg*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well. Maybe you'll get your canon chance someday.

Just don't expect me to, like, hold my breath or something.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

I think I have a jealous husband.

I hope I have a jealous husband. I'd hate to only have a jealous father-of-my-baby.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

*cries*

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

BABY DADDY! HEEEE

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

AND APPARENTLY THERE IS NOTHING BUT UGLY DRESSES FOR PREGNANT PEOPLE MY SIZE, WTF?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and I've got some itchy looking shirt on that looks like it was made out of used welcome mats, so join the nasty-clothes club.

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

You're never getting any of this ever again.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

*sets timer on watch* Let's see how long you hold out.