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I have got to go out and do something completely ~~wicked~~ spontaneous and wild.

......

Why is it the only things I can think of off the top of my head involves leaves and leather coats?

I hate getting old.

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I keep hearing a lot of ~~promising~~ talk but you know there are better applications for that mouth of yours.

And yet you're not offering your neck to me to prove it.

Sure I did, you're the one who wanted to play chess instead. My ego's recovering, slowly.

Good things come to those who wait. Ask me again, I might say yes.

Meh, trick statement. You'd be bored with begging.

Depends on how it's done.

Depends upon how good the command.

Now you're being pushy. This is the sort of thing that leads to very delayed orgasms.

This is supposed to discourage me?

Didn't say that.

See, this is where words get so needlessly distracting.

You know you could be doing something better with your mouth.

And yet so few appreciate the talent.

Clearly you should be with somebody who knows quality when he sees it.

Of course this would require you to prove said quality.

You know what they always say about the quiet ones.

It's a waste of breath to make claims I'm not prepared to back.

Some of us don't need to breathe.

Not that you'll ever see the advantages of that personally.

Huh, unless I turned you.

See now you're perking my interest and other parts of my ~~anatomy~~ when you talk like that.

As for turning, I'd make a lousy vampire, I'd brood ~~worse then your mopey post gypsy self~~.

You'd have much more fun watching me torture my mortal self with that fine edge of raw sexual desire battling against my sweet ohmygodbuthesasoullessvampire nature.

I do so enjoy raising your interest.

But brooding doesn't come without a soul. Though you're right, taking the soul away from you would remove some of the spice. Plus it'd really get in the way of using that mirror you've got on the bedroom ceiling.

Isn't raising interest the name of the game?

That mirror does come in damn useful at times, second only to the silk ties.

Of course if only one of you is a vampire, the mirror can get interesting again.

Yeah see, now you're just ****-teasing me.

I feel all kinds of guilty about that. Honest.

You know, statements like that work better when you're not smirking.

I smirk, therefore I am.

Oooo deep vampire ~~thrusts~~ thoughts.

I'm guessing the spin doctoring of philosophy amuses you?