ZOMG

[demonbelthazor]

OMG there's a rumor that David Boreanaz is guest starring on Charmed and it's probably fake because it's based on IMDB but what if it was true and what if he was the one to knock up Phoebe the meta would kill me ded OMG.

Please to not be making my fandoms collide because I cannot deal with my stupid canon already and having my girlfriend who kills me only not really getting impregnated in the future by my BFF is too much to handle kthnxbye.

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[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

OMG

I would sit and flail at the TV and be all like "Bel is gonna KILL Phoebe & Angel if he finds out!!!!!!"

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

BEL is going to kill Phoebe and Angel?

*starts sharpening sword*

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

*makes mental note to stay very far away from Cal also*

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

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[chasingangela]

*dies*

I'm not sure whether I really, really want to see that in a car crash kind of way, or whether I want to banish television from my life to ensuire I will never see it.

A little of both? And how many potential babydaddies does this make for Feebs, anyhow?

[demonbelthazor]

I cling to my feeble hope that Coop is really Cole.

*whimper*

[janet_fraiser]

All I can say is that he'd damn well better be. I invested how many seasons of crappy TV watching into that series?

I heard they got cancelled finally? And by "heard" I mean "wow was there a whole lot of glee at TWoP in the last recap."

[demonbelthazor]

Yep, it's dead, Jim. Finally! When the fans rejoice that it's cancelled, you know there's a problem.

[sensethevisions]

Coop?

[demonbelthazor]

Coop = "a" cupid (there are apparently many now) who is trying to show Phoebe how to love again, and started by reminding her of her lost loves.

Name begins with a C (and if he's not Cole, I will kill if he's her "true love" from "All Halliwell's Eve") and is four letters long.

He's tall and dark like a certain demon.

He kinda moves and talks like Cole.

They've mentioned Cole recently to have him fresh in our minds.

My theory? As a reward for using LURVE to save Leo and Piper in "Seven Year Witch," Cole was granted release from Limbo and became a cupid, and now he's trying to get Phoebe to love (HIM!!!) again.

ohgodplease

[sensethevisions]

Yes, oh yes, please!!!!

[janet_fraiser]

Seriously. *headdesk* And it started out as such a *fun* little piece of fluff!

[absolutesnark]

Is it wrong that this amuses me?

[janet_fraiser]

Um...

Nope. Because I'm dying of the giggles over here.

[flash-serpent.livejournal.com]

So does this open it wide up for me to knock her up here? *smiles ever so charmingly*

[demonbelthazor]

Step AWAY from the girlfriend.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

...ZOMG.

Have you heard that when WB and UPN merge, VMars is going to be on with GG?

WHAT IF THEY DO A CROSSOVER? WHAT IF LOGAN HAS A FLING WITH OLDER WOMAN!RORY????

[demonbelthazor]

I would take that to mean they're reading things here and want to kill us from meta.

[sensethevisions]

*jaw drops and many blinkings*

I think my brain would break if that happened... I mean, yes, I'd watch the episode because hey! David Boreanaz (and I haven't watched Charmed since S5)but if they were to hook his character up with Phoebe and he's the father of her child... I think my brain would dribble out my ears

Phoebe: *hides from Callisto*
*hides from Cole*
*hides from her sisters*
*runs away to join a Tahitian circus*

[demonbelthazor]

Given that current!canon!Pheebs is a big ol' ho, it wouldn't shock me that she gets knocked up by a one night stand. ;P

*loves on your Phoebe instead*

[sensethevisions]

*my Phoebe loves the being loved upon by you*

And you have heard me very often vocalize what I think of the "canon" Phoebe.

[janet_fraiser]

I lasted longer than you. Mid-season on the Avatar arc and I finally gave up. Gah. *flails at TV* Why did they have to give Cole's plotline to Leo? (Whom I don't hate, but that's such a better plotline for a morally shady character to have.)

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

impregnated in the future by my BFF

You misspelled "fuckbuddy." Hope this helps.

[demonbelthazor]

I didn't think that meant Phoebe, too!

Unless I get to borrow Callisto?

But she'd kill me.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

No, no, no. Everything is mine. It's my litle harem. I'm very selfish.

(BTW, I will love you forever if you toss up a clinic post right now)

[demonbelthazor]

But I don't like to share!


Done! Bel wants to visit anyway to see the after-effects of the alchemy. ;)

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

[wannabelawyer.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA!

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[buffywillow.livejournal.com]

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