OMG, he's never gonna do anything, is he?

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Stupid Jedi Masters.

I mean, could I be more obvious? I paraded around in a towel. I dressed him in glitter.

I'm never gonna get any hot Jedi lovin', am I?

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[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Angelus is right. *waits for proof*

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angelus is right.

Fandom High would save so much time if it just accepted that premise as a given.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

I could make t-shirts. You know, get the word out.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Excellent idea. No wonder Draco is warping the fabric of space and time by dating you likes you.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Yes, he must like me for my intelligence and personality. Certainly not for the sex that he isn't even trying very hard to get, the putz.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I can't think of any other reason. Have you considered that he might be a little bit gay?

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Neither can I. Is that why he seems unusually 'close' to his roommate? And if so, why am I never invited to watch?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I mean I'd do you if it wasn't for my totally full scorecard in the bedroom my gentlemanly sense of respect for Draco's relationship with you. You know they say Spider's got cameras everywhere...

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

*blushes* Oh, you! Are you sure it's full? I mean, I can wait - any free time slots in Vegas? You are every bit as charming as everyone says you are, Angel. Note to self: get Veronica Mars to obtain security vids for me...

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I'm a sucker for redheads. Every slot is open in Vegas, baby. I'm considering getting a bedroom with a revolving door. I'm sure they have those there. Awh shucks, you say the sweetest things, study-buddy. Veronica? Babe, one word: threesome.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

*Flips hair over shoulder* Is that so? Revolving door? I have so much yet to learn from you. Just making sure the truth gets out there. Absolutely. I'll just pencil you and Veronica in after Draco and Johnny. Scratch that - you're definitely first.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

*whistles innocently*

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Must we stick with three?

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Three is such a limiting number, isn't it? Now four... that's a number we could work with...

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*nod* I entirely agree. Btw, I'm Beka.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Oh, right. I'm Lily - it's nice to meet you, Beka. *thinks blondes are hot*

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you, officially. *thinks redheads are gorgeous* How do you feel about leather?

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

I've not had any experience with it, sadly. Draco has been neglecting his corruption duties. But I'm always open to new ideas...

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

I'll wear leather for you in Vegas. If Draco isn't willing to engage in corruption, well... I'm happy to help.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

You're a lifesaver! And with any luck, you won't be wearing the leather long.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

That's me, regular hero! Ask Angelus. *snicker* Ooh. I like you.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

name the time & place, baby

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Rawr, hot stuff