OMG, he's never gonna do anything, is he?

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Stupid Jedi Masters.

I mean, could I be more obvious? I paraded around in a towel. I dressed him in glitter.

I'm never gonna get any hot Jedi lovin', am I?

Comments

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwwwwww!

*pats the poor deprived emo padawan!* You realy aren't.

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

To quote a wombat loving friend of mine.

"If you want him you're going to have to jump him."

[chasingangela]

Believe me, we're as sad about this as you are.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Seconded.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

thirded, I'd hoped they'd get it on in costume though!

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"I *KNEW* there was more to that Master/Padawan stuff than met the eye! I *KNEW* IT!!"

*Pulls Rat-tail*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Does your lightsaber not meet his standards?

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

We like to call them "Jedi bonding rituals."

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

I wield my lightsaber with great skill and it's just as long as Qui-Gon's ever was, dammit.

Wah!

*sulks*

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I dunno man. We've all seen Qui-Gon's saber. I think you're going to have to whip yours out and prove it.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

"Bonding" or "Bondage?" Just asking...

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Agreed.

Side by side comparison is needed. I'll take notes!

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Angelus is right. *waits for proof*

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Fine. *long-suffering sigh*

See? Just as shiny as Qui-Gon's. And less likely to go flaccid out in the middle of something important.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Yes. *nods*

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

Impressive...but how do we know you're as skilled as Qui-Gon was? I think a demonstration is in order.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

*Raises an eyebrow* Well it looks impressive but what can you do with it?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angelus is right.

Fandom High would save so much time if it just accepted that premise as a given.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

True, but you're younger. How do we know you're not too fast at using it?

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

I could make t-shirts. You know, get the word out.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Announcing....Anakin's Lightsaber! Anakin will know give us a demonstration of his skills done to the tune of Whip It.

Lightsaber skills should so be included in the FandomHigh talent show that has not been organized.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Excellent idea. No wonder Draco is warping the fabric of space and time by dating you likes you.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Were you there when we all decided that during the talent show you and Cam need to sing the Agony song from Into the Woods?

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

*dies*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I was not! Cam and I have been practicing our singing skills. We're forming a band with bongos and banjos and triangles. Our songs are so New Age.

If we sing, can we choose our backup dancers (and yes, there must be backup dancers!)?