OMG, he's never gonna do anything, is he?

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Stupid Jedi Masters.

I mean, could I be more obvious? I paraded around in a towel. I dressed him in glitter.

I'm never gonna get any hot Jedi lovin', am I?

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[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

WTF ever, man. I had my entire arm chopped off at his age. Grow up.

Wah, wah "my daddy's an evil Sith, blah."

I tell you, if Obi-Wan had just had sex with me, none of this would've happened. Totally his fault.

Yup. I'm going with that.