You've got to be kidding me.....

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

She could have picked the gorgeous doctor from Grey's Anatomy. Hell, she could have picked the sports obsessed lesbian from 100 Girls. They would have been fine. I could have worked with that.

But NOOOOOO!!!! I had to be the evil dupe for the weekend.

Will someone please just kill me now?

Comments

[demonbelthazor]

All of you can just SHUT UP. You don't know woe.

*bangs head on desk repeatedly*

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

You were such a pretty good guy.

[demonbelthazor]

AT LEAST I DIDN'T OFFER TO SHARE LOVE WITH THE PENGUIN.

*whimpers*

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

For that, I and everyone else here, is very grateful. Everyone's collective childhoods have been scarred forever thanks to Narnia/Power Ranger sexx0rs.

[demonbelthazor]

English Peter is a good kisser.

...

Forget I said that.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

The white shimmering was a good look for you!

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Detention. Being hit on. Badly.

THERE WERE PENGUINS!

[demonbelthazor]

I PROPOSITIONED EVERYONE IN A HUNDRED FOOT RADIUS OMG.

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

LIKE YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE?

I CONVINCED MY ROOMIE TO SPEND THE WEEKEND IN OUR ROOM WAITING FOR ME TO COME HAVE SEX WITH HER!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

*rubs Seely's leg*

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

GET OFF!

*flails*

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Threesome? WTF Bel? WTF?

[demonbelthazor]

*HIDES FROM ISABEL FOREVER OMG*

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

You do that! Seriously!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

*just SMIRKS LIKE WHOA*

[demonbelthazor]

YOU ARE SO FRAKKING GOING TO PAY.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Oh good.

It was an interesting new . . . perspective on you, really. Very different, seeing you from that angle . . .

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

*Points and in the immortal words of the bully from The Simpsons*

Ha ha.

[demonbelthazor]

You're just lucky I didn't hit on you. I know about your fetish for angels.

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

Did you have wings?

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

I'm really sorry I hit on you. Twice.

And I'm really, really sorry I then turned you down.

And I'm super sorry I made out with your girlfriend and then almost had a threesome with you guys.

Woe.

[demonbelthazor]

I'm sorry we got interrupted.

I mean, um....nevermind.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

I can't believe I missed this! Damnit! That almost would have made this weekend WORTH something!

[demonbelthazor]

There's video evidence.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

DUDE. *goes to talk to ZERO!