You've got to be kidding me.....

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

She could have picked the gorgeous doctor from Grey's Anatomy. Hell, she could have picked the sports obsessed lesbian from 100 Girls. They would have been fine. I could have worked with that.

But NOOOOOO!!!! I had to be the evil dupe for the weekend.

Will someone please just kill me now?

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[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Only if you promise to kill me first.

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Like that horrible irish accent didn't kill us all weekend.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

I WAS A PENGUIN.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

YOU WERE CUTE, AT LEAST.

I WAS AN ASSHOLE.

[demonbelthazor]

All of you can just SHUT UP. You don't know woe.

*bangs head on desk repeatedly*

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

You were such a pretty good guy.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

You know, if she had picked the georgeous doctor from Grey's Anatomy, it would have been VERY interesting to see you meet Daddy Winchester.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

*sporfles* OMG I never even thought of that.

[untouchableskin.livejournal.com]

I made out with my roommate!!

And her boyfriend!

And a guy I don't even like all that much!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're such a whore. Really. Except when compared to Bridgey and English, which...my brain hurts.

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

I was a pirate!

It was awesome!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

A singing, dancing pirate. With tights. Hello sailor.

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

I wore a diaper, tried to sacrifice a penguin and hit on Seely.

Actually that's a pretty quiet weekend for me.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was gonna say...

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

OMG, I WAS A RENTBOY.

AND SLEPT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND'S BEST FRIEND'S EX. AND KISSED...umm, more people than I can list.

Please just kill me now...

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

You dirty, dirty boywhore. YOU BROKE MY PLAYER'S CHILDHOOD.

[wannabehunter]

I nearly stabbed my crushes for being jerks.

Then condemned them to death by mom.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Your mom is so gonna kick their asses. I can't wait.

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

I could have been Sleeping Beauty or a high priestess of Earthsea or a wise for her years Canadian high school student, but no, oh no, I had to spend the weekend coming on to everyone I met.

*Hides her face* I can't even think about all the people I kissed and the things I was willing to do and with whom and the things I said to the people who weren't interested.

Just shoot me, please.

[untouchableskin.livejournal.com]

You can hide under the bed with me.

[needsaparrot]

I almost sexed my best friend, my best friend's boyfriend, my ex, my ex's girlfriend, and YOU. I almost ATE my ex, my best friend's boyfriend, and OH YEAH, that Slayer I'm supposed to be recruiting, even though I don't know that yet.

Also, duck.

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but you were hot in leather pants...

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

. . . I just miss that cool teleporting ability. *sniffle*

Because wow, was I ever a slut. A REALLY FRUSTRATED ONE BUT STILL.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Sorry about threatening to kill you. My bad!

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

*clears throat*

WTF, SLAVE COLLAR? JUST BECAUSE ALL MY LIVE ACTION ICONS COME FROM MY PLAYER GOOGLING 'TWINK' MEANS NOTHING.

[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

I...I have no words for this weekend.

What's a Gundam!?

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

I have words. Sadly most of them can't be used in polite company.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

MY BEST FRIEND BOUGHT ME AND TIED ME TO THE BED.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

I grabbed your best friend's ass.

*hangs head in shame*

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

This is the first we're all happy that the mun travels a lot.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Oh shut up!

[smartestone]

SHUT UP ALL OF YOU SHUT UP.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

CAN WE GO TO HOT TOPIC TODAY?

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

...wait, you guys are all back to normal?

[keds-champion.livejournal.com]

...I never want to see another whistle. Ever.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

OMG 24 HOUR JOB!

[likethegun]

I broke up with my gorgeous girlfriend and SPENT THE WEEKEND BEING TACKLED AND TIED TO A BED BY MY BROTHER! IN A UNIVERSE WHERE NO GOOD CAN COME OF THAT! *woes*

[iftheseshadows.livejournal.com]

Don't you just *wish* you could reverse that scenario?

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

I...hit on my almost-sister, my former neighbor, my current neighbor, my TA, four students...

AND I GOT OGLED IN THE PUBLIC POOL!

I'm an angel. I could have been...some other kind of angel! Or a drug dealer. Or an angsty poet. Or a convicted murderer. But no, I had to spend the weekend trying to get into the pants of EVERY SINGLE WOMAN I MET!

And I don't even like girls.

*cries*

[untouchableskin.livejournal.com]

I'm just grateful we didn't run into each other.

That would have been too much.

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

I'm going to need one of those heavy-duty vacuum cleaners, or else I'm never going to get all that fur out of my rug.

And if anyone breaks out in song around me again, I will scream.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Can I request the next song?

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

I wore a suit with rubber nipples.

That's all I'm sayin'.

[southernbender.livejournal.com]

And then had your nipples mocked on radio...

[sensethevisions]

I HIT ON MY ALMOST-BROTHER!!!!

I almost had sex on the park bench, kissed random strangers, and tried to have a threesome with my BFF and my boyfriend!!!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Ummm.....I considered something similar with your boyfriend as well.

Sorry....

*crawls back under rock*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Sorry, killing myself first. Then a few other people. Take a number.

[sensethevisions]

*takes a number*