You've got to be kidding me.....

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

She could have picked the gorgeous doctor from Grey's Anatomy. Hell, she could have picked the sports obsessed lesbian from 100 Girls. They would have been fine. I could have worked with that.

But NOOOOOO!!!! I had to be the evil dupe for the weekend.

Will someone please just kill me now?

Comments

[wannabehunter]

I nearly stabbed my crushes for being jerks.

Then condemned them to death by mom.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Your mom is so gonna kick their asses. I can't wait.

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

*hides behind you*

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't hide behind me! You're on your own, new kid!

[wannabehunter]

You know what they say, a girl's best friend is her mother.

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

*GROVELS*

*RUNS AND HIDES*

[wannabehunter]

*IS UNIMPRESSED BY GROVELLING*

*TELLS MOM WHERE YOU ARE OMG*

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

*cries like a little girl*

[wannabehunter]

*takes pity*

*tells Mom not to do anything permanent*

[blessed_twice]

*GROVELS*

CALL OFF YOUR MOM OMG.

[wannabehunter]

Sorry, I'm too "scrawny" to do that.

[blessed_twice]

You're not scrawny OMG. YOU'RE HOT.

[wannabehunter]

*is somewhat mollified*

*wonders why Mom isn't putting the shotgun down*

[blessed_twice]

...flirting with your mom would probably be a bad plan, right?

[wannabehunter]

Well, at least one of us would kill you for it.