ext_100473 ([identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2007-01-22 07:22 am

You've got to be kidding me.....

She could have picked the gorgeous doctor from Grey's Anatomy. Hell, she could have picked the sports obsessed lesbian from 100 Girls. They would have been fine. I could have worked with that.

But NOOOOOO!!!! I had to be the evil dupe for the weekend.

Will someone please just kill me now?

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I could have been Sleeping Beauty or a high priestess of Earthsea or a wise for her years Canadian high school student, but no, oh no, I had to spend the weekend coming on to everyone I met.

*Hides her face* I can't even think about all the people I kissed and the things I was willing to do and with whom and the things I said to the people who weren't interested.

Just shoot me, please.

[identity profile] untouchableskin.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You can hide under the bed with me.

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
*thinks*

Nope. I didn't kiss you, so I will totally hide under the bed with you.

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
What a mess! And now I have to go face all of those people.

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I have classes with Phale, whom I tried to sleep with; Wilson, his partner; and a variety of people I kissed - Conner, Phoebe, Bel - oh God, it's too much!
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2007-01-22 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Lana? No worries with me. That wholle BFF clause thing.

I almost had sex with some guy named Josh in the park!!!!!

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Still... I don't think the BFF clause was intended to go quite *that* far. And Yikes about the Josh-guy.
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2007-01-22 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
No, the BFF Clause means that we will never mention this weekend or what we almost did and with who...

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Deal!!!

[identity profile] kawalsky.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
At least you ended up with the hunky priest guy. You could've wound up in bed with Deadpool or Venture or both.

I'm just saying, it could've been worse!

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Even all sex kittened up, Lana had standards! ;)

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, um, I'm really sorry about not helping you out there . . .

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
*hides face* OMG, I don't think I can even look at you. I'm so sorry for throwing myself at you like that.

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, that sounds like the apology I was going to make to a bunch of people. I think we're sort of in the same boat here NOT DIRTY OMG.

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
It was dirty yesterday though!

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2007-01-22 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I know! *wibble*