You've got to be kidding me.....

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

She could have picked the gorgeous doctor from Grey's Anatomy. Hell, she could have picked the sports obsessed lesbian from 100 Girls. They would have been fine. I could have worked with that.

But NOOOOOO!!!! I had to be the evil dupe for the weekend.

Will someone please just kill me now?

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[a-phale.livejournal.com]

I...hit on my almost-sister, my former neighbor, my current neighbor, my TA, four students...

AND I GOT OGLED IN THE PUBLIC POOL!

I'm an angel. I could have been...some other kind of angel! Or a drug dealer. Or an angsty poet. Or a convicted murderer. But no, I had to spend the weekend trying to get into the pants of EVERY SINGLE WOMAN I MET!

And I don't even like girls.

*cries*

[untouchableskin.livejournal.com]

I'm just grateful we didn't run into each other.

That would have been too much.

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

Yes. That would have just burned out the last wee braincell in Phale's head. Not to mention getting his ass kicked by Wilson over it.

*nodnodNODS*

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

I'm so sorry I almost went to bed with you.

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

*cries some more*

There will never be enough brain bleach in the world...

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

AND I GOT OGLED IN THE PUBLIC POOL!

Don't forget that you liked it!

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

I DID NOT LIKE IT! THAT WAS NOT ME OMG!

*facepalms*

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

MmmmHmmm...

So, tell me...just how tight a fit were those wee swim trunks you had on?

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

*eyes you*

Since when do you object to me wearing wee swim trunks?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Really, really, really, really, really really REALLY sorry for the ogling. Sir.

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

We could...all just get together and declare that no ogling actually happened? And then...that would make it true, right? And then we can all go off and live in the happyfairyland of Denial.

[I would use an embarrassed! icon, but I don't have any. Because there aren't any pictures of Daniel Craig looking embarrassed. Damn him.]

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Yes! Yes! It is true because we say it is True, and you're an angel, and therefore if ... something didn't happen then we have nothing to be embarassed about!

I love Denial, the sky is PRETTY there.

[Parker, on the other hand, has more than enough for any two people. Her life is made of *headdesk*]