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[likethegun]

You know, it's kind of reassuring to know that I'm not the only one with a hormonally imbalanced older brother. Chris, seriously, we should start a support group.

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[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Y'know, Sammy, it's comments like that that are the reason why people keep calling you a eunuch. Girls aren't something to be afraid of. Especially on a topless beach.

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

There's nothing wrong with not wanting to touch every pair of boobs you see.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Oh there's so much more to it than just wanting to touch boobs.

But if we're talking boobs, they're not grenades or anything. They don't explode if you touch them. All assuming the owner's permission of course.

[likethegun]

PEOPLE KEEP CALLING ME A EUNUCH BECAUSE THE RADIO PEOPLE HATE ME.

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Also because you are one.

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Now you're just trying to get his goat.

[likethegun]

Hey, guess what? Alec's still a goat! Maaaaaaa!

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

*headbutts soundly* Maaaaa!

[likethegun]

I AM NOT!

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen any evidence to the contrary.

[likethegun]

You don't really want to see evidence, do you?

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

I'm sure Dawn would.

[likethegun]

You! Not helping!

And you're not seeing evidence either. Or eating breakfast off of me.

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh.

*flashes boobs*

[likethegun]

...

*stares*

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

It's official. You're a guy. Congratulations.

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

*also stares*

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Did I miss something?

[likethegun]

*blink blink* I didn't tell her to do that, I swear.

[blessed_twice]

*also stares*

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

You're the one who decided a radio pirate could give you better relationship advice than your own big brother.

Come on, Sammy. Really. Have I ever steered you wrong?

[likethegun]

Not a lot, but I think trying to pressure me into having sex is not so great. *flails*

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

I'm not pressuring you. Just trying to get you to see things the way they really are. If I didn't prod you every now and then, you'd still wondering if you dare ask Dawn out.

[likethegun]

Dawn would have asked me out by now if I hadn't said anything. Maybe.

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Definitely. Not necessarily coherently, but definitely.