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Man, this sucks. Just because I don't enjoy killing people doesn't mean I'm not good at it. Don't make me mass email you guys with my proof!

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Dude, so not the time for wounded performance pride.

Nice to see young people still have a sense of professional pride. Good for you.

You're not the one everyone's calling a bad assassin!

That training was hard, but dammit, if I had to go through it, I at least did it well.

So... it's okay to kill people if you feel bad about it?

Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

...I don't think you can actually see the sarcasm there, so just take my word on it.

If it makes you feel any better, I believe you're very good at it.

Just mention her dad and she'll start crying and leave you alone.

So, is Billy having sex with anyone yet?

How much would it cost to get you to assassinate an evil warlord? I mean, just out of curiosity. He's got a huge army, and all of them can firebend, so it wouldn't be easy.

I don't know, but I'm getting laid pretty regularly.

Super-Skrull fry any more of your family lately?

So, whose Dad came back to life recently and whose is still dead as a doornail?

Whose dad probably still has terminal cancer?

Which was stupid because somehow Reed can clone a freaking god, but can't cure cancer.

P.S. Billy's mom killed your Dad and everyone but him who died has been brought back except him. Wonder what that means.

... how much is the pay?

Redeemable Ant-Men titles don't sell well?

Maybe if there was some spousal abuse in his past they'd find him edgy enough to bring back.

Or they could make him into the poster child for S&M like Penance.

Okay, we do not need to talk about my dad and S&M. That's just wrong.

And spousal abuse is better?

...Dude, he's single.

Aww, thanks, Samantha. That means a lot to me. <3

Now. Single now. He could always start dating Iron Man and have to deal with Stark's drunken abuse.

You'll have two daddies then.

ANT-MAN?

Well, okay, I don't personally have any money, but I'm totally like this with the King of Omashu, and I'm sure it'd be worth a huge chunk of his treasury.

~~If there's anything left in it.~~

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