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[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Man, this sucks. Just because I don't enjoy killing people doesn't mean I'm not good at it. Don't make me mass email you guys with my proof!

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[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dude, so not the time for wounded performance pride.

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

You're not the one everyone's calling a bad assassin!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Nice to see young people still have a sense of professional pride. Good for you.

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

That training was hard, but dammit, if I had to go through it, I at least did it well.

[robotboyfetish.livejournal.com]

So... it's okay to kill people if you feel bad about it?

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

...I don't think you can actually see the sarcasm there, so just take my word on it.

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

...Yeah. Says my female counter ego, by the way, not me.

[likethegun]

If it makes you feel any better, I believe you're very good at it.

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Aww, thanks, Samantha. That means a lot to me. <3

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

You have got to chill. Just a little.

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

How much would it cost to get you to assassinate an evil warlord? I mean, just out of curiosity. He's got a huge army, and all of them can firebend, so it wouldn't be easy.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

... how much is the pay?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Personally I've always felt that it's better to show, not tell. Especially where death and torture are concerned.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*shoots you*

*with holy water*

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Oh, not you again.

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

I think I did all the showing I want to, thanks.

...Who are you, exactly?

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

I've never killed anyone ever. Tell me, is it overrated? what's it like?

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

It kind of really sucks, unless the bastard really deserves it.

[notajar]

Could you mass e-mail us with the proof about what Seely said instead?

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

I'm not about to mass email, but I can verify that Seely was telling the truth.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Yes! Please? Possibly with pictures?

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

*thwaps*

We didn't ask how good you were, goofball.

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

But everyone was talking about how I was a bad assassin!

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

So all that talk of euthanasia is really code for how much they lurves you?

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

That's what euthanasia is all about. So they don't have to suffer anymore.