fandomtherapy | (no subject)

Man, this sucks. Just because I don't enjoy killing people doesn't mean I'm not good at it. Don't make me mass email you guys with my proof!

And spousal abuse is better?

...Dude, he's single.

Now. Single now. He could always start dating Iron Man and have to deal with Stark's drunken abuse.

You'll have two daddies then.

...Dude, Mr. Stark is into girls.

If you get him drunk enough, I don't think he'll care.

Hey, he's been sober for awhile!

That's like saying Magneto has been good for a while, it'll change at the drop of a hat.

Whatever, Kree Queen.