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[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

So. Tell me about your mother.

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*does not burst into tears*

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

*does not hand her a handkerchief*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*does not sniffle into it and mumble about how great her mom was and how much she misses her*

*sniff*

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

*does not offer sympathy, condolences, and half-price coupon for the next session*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*does not accept, sniffle a little more, accept the coupon and make appointment for next time*

*siiigh*

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

*Does not recommend her to the Frequent Couch program, in which the lobotomy is free after the 10th visit and referral of 2 new patients*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*does not settle in to talk about evil father and the guy who tries to make her crazier*

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

*does not free up April just for one patient*

[swerval_zero]

*does not pat Parker*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*does not accept pats and sniffle and squinch eyes shut on more tears*

[swerval_zero]

You could share my mum! I'm sure she wouldn't mind!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*dries eyes* Really? Swear? Really?

I'll get her a nice Mother's Day card and everything!

[swerval_zero]

Really! It'll be great! She's a great mum! Okay, she's a little yelly sometimes, but then you get to yell back, so s'all swerval, yeh?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*hugs Best Friend Forever and dances*

YAY!

And you can share Angelo. He's great for fake ID's and giving him sugar and watching him climb things!

[swerval_zero]

But I'm already gonna have a kid like that Yay! You're gonna love your new sister Arsenal!

((Totally OOC: Okay, now I can see Dirk and Nikki adopting Parker...))

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*glees* See, I don't need therapy now! I got justice & revenge, and now I have a new Mommy! Woot!

[ooc:...dude, they so totally have to meet. They really really do.]

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

At least you had what, eight years with yours? I didn't even have eight minutes!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Ten years! And you can't miss what you don't remember, wah!

*sings Agony at you*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

. . . at least you really had one, Parker.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*does not snifffffffffleeee*

And that's why I miss her and I'm not crying, no, I'm fine. Yup. Okay fine.

*lip-wibble*

*has trauma*

~far greater than youuuurs!~