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[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

So. Tell me about your mother.

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[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Why?

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

Are you ashamed to talk about your mother?

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Is this about the thing with the wire hangers?

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"No more wire hangers everrrr!"


"Sorry."

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

Do you think that's why you cry at night?

[fh_jackass]

What, you don't read People?

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

I browse in line at the supermarket.

[swerval_zero]

*points at Logan*

What he said. Only, we don't have the same mother because that would be weird.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*does not burst into tears*

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

*does not hand her a handkerchief*

[swerval_zero]

*does not pat Parker*

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

At least you had what, eight years with yours? I didn't even have eight minutes!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

. . . at least you really had one, Parker.

[robotboyfetish.livejournal.com]

She hates me for being like my dad. So there.

[multiplez]

My mother's dead. I think. What about it?

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Dead, back from the dead, and actually sane, why?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*gives Kleenex, gives booze, and requests he tell his Mom to discipline Cam, darnit*

[absolutesnark]

A water demon killed my mom. Woe.

[stykera]

I had one. Probably.
At least I think I did.
Don't remember anything though.

[nun-better.livejournal.com]

Don't even know her name. Only know that she died with me Pop on the Titanic!

...Seriously. the Titantic.

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

And how do you think she'd feel about you having relations with a very mopey student, mentally unbalanced mercenary in spandex, insane teacher and writer of bodice rippers, and half of the rest of fandom while making your pet demon the cinematographer of your conquests?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Well, you know, I would and all but APPARENTLY I DON'T REALLY HAVE ONE AND IT WAS ALL JUST AN ELABORATE FABRICATION.

*headdesks a lot*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Awwwww!

*gives cupcakes*

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

She's in heaven and watches me from a window in the sky.

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

Do you think she'd approve of your pirate-y-ness?

[notajar]

These guys slit my mother's throat. I found her. ....She used to bake good pies?

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

And how do you feel about your mother's pies? How did that event affect you?

[dark_slippy_thing]

Mine always said, "It's a dog eat dog world, son. You get them before they get you," "eat your greens," "please don't do that," "don't embarrass me in front of the neighbors," "I think it would be best for everybody if you would just leave home and please never come back again!!"
...
She wasn't actually my mom, either. She bought me from a man...


On a side note, my mun watches MirrorMask far too often to be able to quote this word for word.

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

Did she at least get a good bargain out of the deal?

On a side note, my mun luffs your mun for the awesome

[the_merriest]

My mom's dead. I miss her.

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. Think happy thoughts? Unicorns playing ring toss?

[pyroliz.livejournal.com]

My mother's dead because I accidently killed her and I have major issues with this which means that the angst is killing my mun's brain.

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

Have you met John Connor? If he gets any worse, he'll have a dark storm cloud over his head. You should have future-emo babies who form super-emo-punk-goth bands about pain and lonliness as the muns drink copiously