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[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

So. Tell me about your mother.

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[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

Do you often partake in non-gay gay sex?

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

...Well there was that time where Nate and I merged due to some wacky viral hijinks and then he spat me out all nekkid...

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

Does all your animosity stem from the fact that Nate is better looking? Or that you'll never be as popular as Wolverine?

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wait, you think Nate is hot like a hot tamale good looking? How am I the gay one here?

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

You look like an ambling pile of seared meat. Nate looks manly and doesn't parade himself around in spandex.

Does it trouble you that Lobo is a more well-defined character than you?

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Whoa there. Don't make me find those Liefeld images of him. You want to see horror upon horror, you just wait.

And Lobo wants to be as cool as I am. He's like Hayden: same Deadpool flavor, only half the Deadpool awesome.

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

Does it bother you that Liefield has no grasp of anatomy?

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

HELL YEAH IT DOES.

Oh Em Gee, Doc! I think we found the root of my severe mental trauma that has destroyed my fragile little mind to the point where not even the most weetiny adorable snuggle worthy powerful telepath in the world could fix it.

[stanleykeyworth.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? I've got Scarlet Witch on speed dial. More accurately, she has me on speed dial and I have her on call block.