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Like my life isn't frakked up enough right now?

I COULD TOTALLY BE FRAKKING MY LIFE UP IN WHO KNOWS HOW MANY DIFFERENT WAYS IN A MILLION OTHER PLACES AT THE SAME TIME.

But see, that reduces responsibility!

And also, maybe you should compare notes with those guys. Maybe they'll have some suggestions.

...do *not* look at that as a dating pool thing.

Dating himself could only be an improvement.

Well, that's incontestable.

Maybe we should go find an Anders for Daisy to date.

Hmmmm. Think we'd find one at an Orioles game?

HEY!

YOU WERE EVIL.

. . . okay. You got me there.

Also you were never actually officially dating me, Mr. Denial.

*cough*

True. We were just. . . *cough*

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cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com - 2007-03-31 21:56 (UTC) - Expand

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mparkerceo.livejournal.com - 2007-03-31 22:13 (UTC) - Expand

Reduces responsibility?!? But it's still all me!!!!!

. . . hi, I'm not so desperate yet that I'm going to consider dating a copy of myself.

~~I'm getting close to that point though.~~

Yes, but you were all made like this. And maybe if you'd had real role models, you wouldn't be?

And yay! you keep trying, Daisy!

~~No, no, a thousand times, no. One for each copy. We'll find you a nice Sharon or Six or D'Anna or something.~~

~~Tory. He likes Tory.~~

~~Dude, I don't think Seelix would say no to a piece of one of me either.~~

~~Shush, or we set you up with Tigh. Tory or Galen. Pick.~~

~~You know, just because it would make my ex's head explode . . .~~

Dude, that would be more wrong than you frakking my aunt and her boyfriend.

Yeah, well, I'm not frakking you, that's for damn s -- whoa, hi there.

*covers your eyes* NO. NO MORE HALLIWELLS FOR YOU.

Not even one?

No. I'm cutting you off.

Do me a favor and never get drunk around me, okay?