fandomtherapy | (no subject)

So. Tell me about your mother.

Last time I got drunk you beat me up with a plastic card!

Maybe I just want to smack you again.

. . . dirty?

Oh gods, no, Bridge would never forgive me.

Bridge is a forgiving sort!

You just want me to get myself into more trouble so you can hit me again, don't you?

You like being hit, admit it.

Okay, so maybe I do.

I mean, I do play Pyramid.

And look at who you marry.

. . . shut up, she's hot.

I know, I'm just saying.

Well, at least we're in agreement on that.

*does not point out that my player's roomie? Totally thinks Z is crushing on Anders*

*does not point out that many people seem to be doing that in canon, so hey, why not*