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So. Tell me about your mother.

Have you met John Connor? If he gets any worse, he'll have a dark storm cloud over his head. You should have future-emo babies who form super-emo-punk-goth bands about pain and lonliness ~~as the muns drink copiously~~

I think any kid Liz has will be emo *points at Hellboy and John (Myers)*

If Liz ends up spawning with Hellboy, I would hope that it's a Cesarean. Ow. My doctorly manbits are cringing.

One would hope so. Then again the idea of a mini-Hellboy running around is rather scary.

I'm desperately not trying to picture a depressed emo red boy with a tail and blue fire hands. Or a teenager listening to Slipknot or Pantera at full volume. Though I can say I can see Hellboy Jr rockin' the cowboy hat.

Please send him to me. His therapy alone will finance my fishing boat.

If Liz didn't need already need therapy she will definitely need it after this.

Have her stop by my shop. I'm sure we can schedule something.

April is cleared for Parker, though.
ALL of April.

I don't think Liz would mind too much about that, she'd put it off as long as she could or until Professor Broom makes an appointment for her.

*floats coupon for half off first session under her door*

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