fandomtherapy | (no subject)

So. Tell me about your mother.

John's a teenage male. I'm sure he does. Why don't you ask him?

I don't know, that seems a little audacious of me, don't you think?

Well, if you're eager to know, just ask him.

Do I seem eager?

At times. But if you're curious, ask him.

Hmm.

*is silent*

I like Dick.

*waits for demonstration*

Dick likes me.

And how do you know?

He told me, and he did ask me out.

And what happened after that?

Well, we date and stuff.

That's good.