Fight! FIGHT! FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHT!

[withoutverona]

Inspired by this classic post by fates_jaye:

Go ahead. Get it out of your system.

Fight with yourself.

Comments

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

I hate to agree with Glare-y McNohumor here, but he's right, man.

And I totally have the best hair of all of us. And that, friends, is kind of sad.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

You also have a nice beard.

Do you think I should try to grow a beard?

[sith_happened]

NO.

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

NO.

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

...sure, go ahead. Ye can't possibly look stupider than yer father.

[sith_happened]

I HAVE KILLED MANY PEOPLE FOR LESS REASON THAN WHAT YOU'RE GIVING ME, PIRATE.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

BUT YOU WON'T, RIGHT, DAD?

[sith_happened]

Just a little, um, light smiting?

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

NO.

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

NO.

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

WAIT!

*gets popcorn*

Sure, go ahead.

[sith_happened]

You know, I could grow to tolerate you.

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

...dude, what's with the icon? We're sooo not that close.

[sith_happened]

Huh? NO NOT LIKE THAT. I'M MARRIED.

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

I be not sure...ye and that Jedi wit' the beard be seemin' awfully cozy.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

*flees*

[sith_happened]

Oh, thank you. Like he hasn't been traumatized enough.

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

And that would be...whose fault?

[sith_happened]

*smites*

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

*chokes on popcorn*

You did that from across the room! That's awesome!

[sith_happened]

Think you could take me?

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

...

If this is a sexy thing, um, I think we covered this.

[sith_happened]

*stomps off*

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

Huh. Guess I win.

*eats popcorn*