fandomtherapy | Fight! FIGHT! FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHT!

fates_jaye:

Go ahead. Get it out of your system.

Fight with yourself.

*snorts* Right, because in the future you like girls.

I like girls just fine! See my icon? Ha!

*pats* Aww. He's so just like my BFF Adam who was so stuck in the closet. Before the thing with the mirror.

OMG, not you again! *drinks*

Had enough?

*scoffs* Please. Like there's ever enough scotch when there are teens around.

*considers* True.

You're seriously not gonna knock him out?

I could knock you out.

*gets popcorn*

*whispers* He's hot! How do we know him, anyway?

This is what I'm talking about. *eyeroll*

Hey! Not all of us are as dumb as him.

Yes you are.

*affirmative grunt*

That wasn't directed at me, was it?

Why oh why am I still here and not off with some Tortugan wench?

'Cause you're not leaving me here with the idiot teenagers who don't know their own canon.

And I have a gun.

*whispers* And knives. In his hair.

I could hide knives in my hair!

HA! I bet they'd be real effective caked with hairgel, too!

I thought you were gonna knock him out!

*stuns* Never gets old.

I'm holding that over his head forev-

*stuns* Anyone else?

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