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fates_jaye:

Go ahead. Get it out of your system.

Fight with yourself.

No, you don't.

Sorry, but they make clones way better and way prettier than you now. Also friendlier.

"Better" is relative. And at least I'm not so emotionally damaged I can't recognize good things around me and hold on to them.

Hey, I've got friends! Lots of them!

...You make a pretty hot girl, by the way.

Taken, kid. By guy who can turn into a girl. And any guy, for that matter.

Don't worry about responding, I know you'll be busy.

I'll be surprised if we see him back at all, really.

I believe my previous statement covered that. Kindly be elsewhere, Lone Gunman-wannabe.

*Plays (http://youtube.com/watch?v=wJ0fFgU22ls)*

Given a choice between the annoying, the unhelpful and the alien? I'll shoot the alien.

Sweetie, you shoot him and I've got a shotgun that will make you regret it right quick.

Lady, you could try.