Fight! FIGHT! FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHT!

[withoutverona]

Inspired by this classic post by fates_jaye:

Go ahead. Get it out of your system.

Fight with yourself.

Comments

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

Ha! I don't live in Brooklyn! And you shouldn't be mean to me. I'm a lawyer. You're going to need one when after you get saddled with that paternity suit.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Hey! I'm very careful. Well, okay, I'm mostly careful. I'm sort of careful.

...Give me your business card.

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Dude, just pay them off as soon as they tell you they're knocked up. Problem solved.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, like they're not going to try to milk it for all it's worth. Jesus, you think they'd remember to take birth control or something.

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

You two are disgusting. Dick, I thought you would be a better person than that.

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

You know what they say, you can't keep a bad boy down.

[lightishred.livejournal.com]

Ooo! A boy's going down? Where?!

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

...Seriously?

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

Pinky has a point. Have you seen those two with their "best friends"? Hellllllo repression!

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Hey!

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Hey!

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaha! It's so true!

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Just because I spend all my free time with Nathaniel and I put Nathaniel's happiness before my own and I have threesomes with the hired help while Nathaniel is a few feet away on the couch doesn't mean we're sleeping together!

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

...Dude.

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

It looks like rich boy has exposed his little secret.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Okay, one? My secret is not little thankyouverymuch. Two? Shut up.

At least I'm not a freaking idiot! Oh look at me, I'm Lois Lane! Every time I get into trouble Clark Kent mysteriously shows up and saves me and yet I cannot put together the fact that HE HAS FREAKING SUPERPOWERS. Oh yeah and bravo on not figuring out the Green Arrow thing too. Your lack of observational skills astounds me.

[lightishred.livejournal.com]

OH SNAP.

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

It's all very confusing, okay? Half the time I have a head injury and he's all dorky farmboy and IT'S CONFUSING.

And don't bring in canon I haven't even experienced yet into this argument.

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, could we not do that?

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA DUNCAN'S BABYMOMMA!

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Really? I didn't realize cardboard could procreate. You learn something new every day.

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

Duncan Kane is pretty much the Dan Humphrey of Neptune.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Please. Even Humphrey has more personality than that reject.

And I thought we weren't bringing canon we haven't experienced yet into this conversation? Or should I start talking about Grant Gabriel?

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

No! No, let's not go into that.