Arrrrrgh

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

MUST I figure out how bloody depressed NOW?! REALLY?

This can't WAIT?!

*HEADDESK HEADDESK HEADDESK*

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[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

I'm... not really interested in anyone. There's really only one woman for me and I'm pretty sure I'm never going to see her again.

[gameknowsgame.livejournal.com]

I've got a boyfriend who I'm all but engaged to so I'm saving myself for him. Except for the part where he hasn't asked me, and secretly slept with my best friend. Not that I know that yet.

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

Yeah, she's a frigid bitch who's quite a few years too old for me but of course, I'm desperately in love with her even though she had sex with our GAY director.

Who was probably just screwing her in some messed up proxy desire for me, considering the subtext, but it doesn't really matter since finding out about it is what made me have a breakdown.

[gameknowsgame.livejournal.com]

My dad turned gay and abandoned me. Because I didn't have ENOUGH issues with men.

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

I have no canonical parents and they're never mentioned, but Oliver Wells is going to haunt me after he dies. Quite literally. For three years. And comment on EVERYTHING.

Oliver is the director, incidentally.

[gameknowsgame.livejournal.com]

The one she slept with? That blows. Though, on the plus side: dead.

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

Run over by a pork truck! ...and he was calling me at the time, whining about how I ruined his life, the selfish prick.

Just because he never found an actor and actress with the kind of talent and chemistry ever again... well, who quite literally fucked that up, hmm? It wasn't me!

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

I'd be lucky if I got laid. Subtext tends to fly right over my head, you know.

It sucks.

[brandyforapples.livejournal.com]

*little wave*

I'll take note of that for later.

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

Take note of what?

*looks confused*

[brandyforapples.livejournal.com]

The fact that I'm going to have to tell you I'd like to sleep with you blatantly and upfront.

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

*blink*

...

Uh...

*blink*



I suppose...I could be...up for that.

Unless you want to try for seduction?

[brandyforapples.livejournal.com]

Well, there was going to be some time before that. I'm honest, not tasteless.

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

I like your style, ma'am.

I can be pretty dense at times, but once you get my - attention - I'm right there with ya.

[brandyforapples.livejournal.com]

Well, I do tend to believe that if you don't say something, you're the only one to blame for the other person not knowing.

I would like to resume lunches with you. When you have the time, of course.

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

Well, I sure can't argue with that. And definitely! Sorry about missing our hook-ups, I was pretty darn sick for a while there.

Let's aim for gettin' together real soon, like when the mun's net comes back up possibly even this weekend?

[tyler_gone]

See, mine's just crazy but I can't shake her. Except now she's decided I'm not worth it.

Coming back here is my breakdown. It's that or go back to who I was when I met her, and it took a lot of therapy to (mostly) kill that guy off.

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

Therapy only gets you so far, man. I've been in therapy for years and I'm still batty.

[tyler_gone]

They ever make you do inpatient? Everytime I end up back there, I remember why I broke out the first time.

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm supposed to be there now. In fact, they hardly ever let me out. They're no fun at all, I tell ya.

I bust out once in a while on my own, but usually a buddy of mine scams me out. It's good to have friends.

[tyler_gone]

Friends are good. Minions are better. That's how I usually get out.

What's your label? Mine is Dissociative Identity Disorder.

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

Oooh, minions! Ain't got one of them yet.

Or do I? *scratches head*

My label? Oh, man. Uh...let's see. did canon ever actually give him one?? Paranoid psychosis? Disassociation of reality, for sure. I also hallucinate once in a while, have delusions of grandeur and memory loss. Though I think the latter is mostly due to some bad experiences I repress.

[tyler_gone]

Come up with some bullshit philosophy that involves beating the crap out of other people. Minion types flock to that.

I freak out when I can't remember stuff. Usually means he's been running around again.

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

I only punch people when they deserve it. Crooked business men and other assorted slimeballs like that.

I forget all kinds of crap, man. Like ALL THE TIME. I'm lucky I can remember my name. No...wait. I can't. What the hell does HM stand for anyway??

Who's he?

[tyler_gone]

I'll hit anybody if I'm in the mood.

Him. The one who came up 'cause I couldn't cope, decided Tyler was a nifty name and started using my body to get into fights. My evil twin-slash-imaginary friend-slash-delusion.

He's being quiet. Mostly. Might just be biding his time.

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

I'll have to keep that in mind, roomie.

Yah, not copin'. I know what that's like. It's why I'm like this. War does terrible things to a mind.

My 'personalities' ain't that bad. Most of are just...kinda out there. Seems we got a few things in common, don't it?

You know...maybe we should rename the house to somethin' like The Den of Insanity. House of Madness?

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

I'm coming from a couple of years in a mental hospital. Previous to that, I jumped into a 'grave' on stage, then ran out of the theatre, then tried to beat someone's head in in a diner, and they finally found me attempting to strangle a swan.

[tyler_gone]

I made up an alter ego, with a completely separate sex life and job from my own, who raised a terrorist army and tried to blow up a city.

When I'm "normal," I like to hang out at support group meetings for diseases I don't have.

I think I win.

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

And what a lovely prize it is.

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

We should make up our own support group. Seems there's a number of us crazy foo's running around Fandom.

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

...support groups.

*shudder*

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

It all depends on the group, man. Some ain't so bad. 'Course, I tend to have my own kinda special group.

Even if some of the 'members' complain about it.

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

We'll have to see.