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So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

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*smiles* Yes I do.

Holy crap he was awful in the pilot but from what I understand he did the same thing in the first book. I guess the creators realized if they wanted to make Chuck seem like an anti-hero they'd have to make him less book!Chuck and more, well, awesome. They did the same thing to Dick on Veronica Mars when they realized that he was going to have to step up and be Logan's BFF.

And he's been awesome in all the other episodes I've seen.

Mmmmm, Chuck.

Oh, come on. I was on a kids' show with pretty severe standards & practices and I still managed to get some very thinly veiled action. You can do it! And you can also do me!

But I'm also hung up on this guy from back home even though I'll swear he's just a friend and there are things about me I don't tell people and -

*thinks about it*

*shuts up*

*collapses into your manly arms*

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I'm old, dammit. Nobody wants to even think about Old Man Bindo having sex, least of all me.

But now you are, aren't you?

I think maybe we should officially meet, Chuck.

Oh pretty...

*smirks* I think I could be.

Wait... this means I get to flirt with Ino?

Oh yeah.

Omg yes. But I get to watch!

Eh, hey babe.

Hi, Johnny. Having fun?

In six years I'll have a nervous breakdown from all the secrets I keep, leading me to dump my girlfriend, deck my foster father/mentor, and go on a world tour so I can develop secrets of my own. We're perfect for each other.

*ravishes you*

A little?

Wow, you sure look beautiful.

*smiles*

Fun is good.

Thank you. You look pretty hot yourself.

Very good.

Thanks babe.

...

So... uh, what's your take on threesomes?

Depends on who it is... and as long as it's for fun and not like, a relationship thing.

...

And Paige and the Pack never find out.

YES! I mean, that's totally cool.

...

What about say, Ino?

Oh Ino's hot.

*Johnny's dying a little inside right now*

You think? So... we can totally ask her?

Do you think she'd be interested?

Um. Yeah. Sure. I think. I mean you're damn hot.

*preens a little* You know just what to say.

I'm intrigued.

Come on babe, I think it'll be fun.

I think it could be fun, too... and I'm all about new experiences.

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