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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

Comments

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Omg yes. But I get to watch!

Eh, hey babe.

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

Hi, Johnny. Having fun?

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

A little?

Wow, you sure look beautiful.

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

*smiles*

Fun is good.

Thank you. You look pretty hot yourself.

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Very good.

Thanks babe.

...

So... uh, what's your take on threesomes?

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

Depends on who it is... and as long as it's for fun and not like, a relationship thing.

...

And Paige and the Pack never find out.

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

YES! I mean, that's totally cool.

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What about say, Ino?

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

Oh Ino's hot.

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

*Johnny's dying a little inside right now*

You think? So... we can totally ask her?

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

Do you think she'd be interested?

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Um. Yeah. Sure. I think. I mean you're damn hot.

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

*preens a little* You know just what to say.

I'm intrigued.

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Come on babe, I think it'll be fun.

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

I think it could be fun, too... and I'm all about new experiences.

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

You are the best girlfriend ever.

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

I try my best.