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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

Comments

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

Awww! You're making me woeful, Lee!

And here I am not getting any. *sighs*

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

I haaaaaave a girlfriend and SHE SWITCHED PEOPLE'S BODIES. YOU CRIED.

But, I'm sure you'll find someone to sleep with!

[intraspective]

I vote for more. Seriously, people.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

More for you? Or more for meeeeeee?

[notthehulk.livejournal.com]

Well a stable boyfriend makes everything much easier when it comes to sex.

Especially when his very, very... tall.

[intraspective]

That... is more than I ever wanted to know about Chad.

Thanks, Teddy.

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

*raises hand* I could, uh, use some.

Probably.

What's it like?

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Depends on who it's with! Good person, VERY GOOD. And maybe you can't walk for a bit afterward.

Bad person and you might want to forget you ever met and there might be drinking the night after.

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

I get it all the time.

I'm now thinking threesomes. For some reason I don't think that'd pass over too well with my girlfriend.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Another girl or another guy?

[withoutverona]

*eyes new icon*

I have no complaints.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

*pats the pretty icon*

Newly sexxed or JUST BASKING IN IT?

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

After almost ten months of practically living together, he's a few dimensions and fourteen years away.

Yeah, not happy.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Oooh, BUZZKILL.

Going cold turkey or easing into the dry season?

[gobrookeyourself]

I'm good! No complaints! Pacing myself!

I do have another year here, you know.

*gropes Lee*

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

You sound like a marathon runner. Your sprinting needs work!

And thank you for the gropes, they are always welcome where my girlfriend can't see.

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Chuck would always like more sex, thanks.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Mmm, Chuck.

I MEAN.

NO ONE SAW THAT.

How you doing so far?

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

So very much with the not complaining!

*ogles Lee anyway*

*smugs*

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

I should start charging for ogling me.

BUT I WON'T!

[ambassadorinara.livejournal.com]

A lady never tells. Especially if it could make other people feel neglected.

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

But telling could be fun!

[needsaparrot]

Who wants more of it?

Always.


Who wants less of it?

Hahahaha no.

Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?


I AM STAYING WITH MY FUTURE IN-LAWS. THE LAST TIME I MET THEM, A KNIFE WAS PULLED ON ME. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

Find a hot cop!

Find YOUR OWN hot cop.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

*tips hat*

[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

*grunts*

Still none.

But that's canon for you.

[gobrookeyourself]

HI THERE.

[brandyforapples.livejournal.com]

I could certainly use a bit more. The well has been depressingly dry since I came here.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Anything I saw is just going to sound weird due to student-ness but I hope the dry spell ends!

Maybe there's someone around here...

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

...I'd really just like a cuddle. I don't give even half a damn what anyone thinks of it.

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

I'm really very cuddly.

[suit-of-sables.livejournal.com]

*replays that old dating commercial ad*

....nope. Still Ellen-sexual.

Unfortunately. Waste of a good Paul Gross.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

...

IT'D BE TOO WEIRD TO EVEN SUGGEST.

Dean and Alec can get away with it.

[athosborn.livejournal.com]

...stupid squirrels.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

*makes out with*

[absolutesnark]

Definitely no complaints here either!

*uses new icon*

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Ah yes. The Halliwell boys.

No complaints here either.

Well other then the whole being too *^%%$$#@ far away at the moment.

[fates_jaye]

I'm not really an affront to Seahorse if it's been a while, am I?

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Holy hannah, I hope not. Otherwise I'm affronting right there with you.

[armybrat-lois.livejournal.com]

Lois needs more sex. More sex that's not with Chuck.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

There are people here who could help with that.

*purposely mispings*

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

I would like some more, yes.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

YOU! BACK TO THE KIDDY POOL!

[not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

Well I've never had a problem with too much sex before...

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

*gropes*

Ahem.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Omg guys. You all have NO IDEA what's under that serge. I have NO complaints.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

BETTER NOT.

[key-of-heart.livejournal.com]

Uhh... I've never had it.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Bummer! What about hot makeouts?

[not-that-gentle.livejournal.com]

I have one protective brother who just graduated, and is contact with quite a few of you. I have another protective brother who ACTUALLY ATTENDS THIS SCHOOL.

How much time do you THINK I spend in boys' beds?

Besides omg Aslan will kick me out of Narnia if I look too pretty or like boys too much.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Jesus lion really does have a hatred of liking boys and stockings and lipstick.

...yet another reason I'm never allowed into Narnia.