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[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

So, what's making you emo lately?

And don't lie, I know you're emo. Almost all of us are teenagers, that's automatic emo!

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[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

My parents died in front of my eyes thanks to a mob guy who got away. Then a billionaire with his own dead parents trauma took me in, ignored me for a month while he went out to do "social things" at night, only to eventually reveal to me that he was a crazy guy who beat up criminals in one of the most crime-infested cities in the world with his bare hands on a nightly basis while dressed like a bat. Then he pulled me into that life - at the age of 10, mind you - and I've been following whatever rules he lays down for me ever since. And I can never tell anyone about that. Ever.

But you know what? I'm mostly okay with that and not actually emo. For now.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Your life sounds more complicated than mine and yet YOU'RE DEALING BETTER.

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

I'm remarkably well-adjusted.

For several more years, at least.

[intraspective]

Can I beat up this billionaire? Or at least, you know, Have Words with him?

And you too, you're so not getting off lightly.

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

Nope. Because you can never know.

Also, he'd win. He's Batman.

[intraspective]

Nuh huh. You just told me (in this totally not IC thing, but shhhh). And I can Have Words with anyone, and win.

Seriously, now.

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

Anyone... except Batman.

It's a thing. Just ask anyone on the internet.

[intraspective]

The internet is full of lies, come on. Even I know that.

[laidanegg.livejournal.com]

Who do you think starts those lies?

BATMAN.

That way some people don't expect the one truth that he put out there.